A small but weird thing happened to me this evening when I stepped out of the taxi. Before I tell you the whole story, I need to give you some background on my experiences with taxis in Beijing so far. None of the taxis drivers speak any English at all. So to get to my office in the morning or to my apartment in the evenings, I use these little cards (just like business cards) that have the address on one side and a map on the other. Every time I wave a taxi down, I step in the car and show the driver the card. Most of them mumble something in Chinese, some of the take out a magnification glass to read the card, others get a bigger map, whatever they can do to show me I’m asking a lot of them they will do, etc …It also takes awhile before they figure out where I want to go. In several occasions they tell me straight away to get out of the car and find myself another taxi. At least, that is the message I get from their hand signals as I have no clue what they are bitching about. My record today is three taxis. Meaning, the first two kicked me out right away and only the third one accepted me. Outside my apartment there are always some taxi drivers sleeping in their cars overnight and I always feel sorry if I have to wake up one of them at 6.30 am. One morning, there were three taxis outside the apartment but all three drivers were playing a card game and none of them wanted to stop their game , so I got myself the by now familiar hand signal: “go away and get lost”. Some cars have no working airco so by the time I arrive at my destination, I’m soaking wet. Other times I have to deal with farting or spitting or any other bodily noises. Most have a driving style that, how should I say it, well that is bluntly speaking borderline criminal: reckless beyond belief, rudeness that would pale many Europeans and with total disrespect for any human or living being not in a car bigger than theirs. However, don’t get the wrong picture, most days I enjoy the ride as it gives me some time to observe what is happening on the streets of Beijing. I sometimes read the newspaper in the morning and just chill in the evening by doing some “people watching”, which is always a great way to wind down. On rare occasions, I ran into a driver I had before and those turned out to be the best rides because he knows where I need to go and everything goes smoothly. He smiles, I smile: we are all in harmony.
Anyhow, I’m getting on a side track, back to my story. So I took a taxi from the office back home and had some issues explaining the driver where he had to take me. However, I signaled him to get going and that I would explain to him how to drive. You see, I learned the Chinese words for left, right and straight. Those are the only ones you need to know if you are familiar with the roads and they will get you home. The driver kept going and starts speaking Chinese to me non-stop. I tell him in English that I don’t understand him but the more I tell him that, the more energized he gets to continue to me in Chinese. So after awhile I just let him do. By the time, we get to my apartment, I thank him in Chinese, pay him the fee and as I walked out he says in perfect English with a slight New York accent: “It was great talking to you and if you want, I can pick you up tomorrow morning ”. I was just so surprised and stomped by his comment that I simply said “sure” and he took off. I actually forgot to tell him the time but the question remains: will he be there, waiting for me and where was that English coming from? For sure, I wouldn’t mind asking him a few questions if I see him again……in English.